The Internet's Worst

After over a year, The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back! Join Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy as they, at lightning speed, recap every good game from 2017! Then, we talk Fornite and why it's so popular. Plus, God of War (2018). It it the best game of the year so far? Finally, could video games actually change your life? Spoilers: we say yes and give a list of such games. Enjoy the episode and this short post about it! 36 Not Quite a Reboot

The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast Returns! Well, at least Loki Jarson (me) does. I recorded a solo show dealing with only two games: Gears of War 4 and Horizon: Zero Dawn. More specifically, the writing and plot of these games and how they are both terrible for different reasons. Less analysis and more late-night rantings, this episode was recorded in the middle of the night without really stopping. As such, a few things to note: I completely forget the name of both a character in Gear of War 4 and the name of the primary antagonists until nearly the end. My explanation of the AI system in Horizon: Zero Dawn doesn't make a whole lot of of sense, but the game does a very poor job of explaining them anyways. Halfway through, I realize my microphone cable is tapping against my desk so a very irritating clicking noise is heard for the first half of the show. My thoughts may seemed erratic at times but that is just how I talk when I have no one to bounce ideas o...

We're already one month into 2017, so it's the perfect time for The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast to bring you the best (and most disappointing) games of 2016! Join Loki Jarson , Rob and Jo Stizzy as the recap an all-time great year in video games: Uncharted 4 , Deus Ex: Mankind Divided , Overwatch , Battlefield 1 and so much more!  Plus, a look at 2016's most disappointing games and why they failed to capture our interest.  Also, find out the answers to these made-up questions: Who loved Overwatch the most? Whose best of the year list is mainly comprised of FPS's? Just how many games can we be pleasantly surprised by?  Who forgot to put a notable release on their list and who did it on purpose? Triple-A games that failed to make the cut, Indie darlings you've never heard of, severe disagreements about Battlefield, and a look to the future of 2017's most notable games.  We've got it all this episode! Episode 35: The Best and Wors...

At twice the speed and half the size, The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns! Let's be honest here, Loki , Rob , and Jo Stizzy are back just to talk about two things: Red Dead Redemption 2 Can Rockstar possibly improve on a near-perfect game? Will this actually come out when they say it will? Can you finally swim? The Nintendo Switch Can Nintendo drag itself up back into gaming glory with this new console? Will it come with all of the accessories? Will it cost most of an arm and 2/3rds of a leg? Plus, we discuss the Call of Duty Infinite Warfare beta (sort of) and Loki notes improvements to Battlefield 1 . Finally, a very special edition of The 5ives where we answer YOUR questions and mention our most embarrassing gaming moments. Episode 34: Red Dead Man's Switch

The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast makes its long-awaited (?) return! On this episode, we talk about games from months ago:   Mirror's Edge Catalyst , No Man's Sky , Deus Ex: Mankind Divided , Forza Horizon 3 and more: Even more Overwatch ! We've all played this game a considerable amount of time but do we actually enjoy it? Can our group survive another trip into the Borderlands ? Should you buy a Playstion VR system or just immediately throw your money in the garbage?  Then, we introduce a new show segment: The Fives.  This time, the five worst First-Person Shooter campaigns of the last few years. Plus: Loki claims to secretly love parkour Jo Stizzy gives a cost-analysis breakdown of virtual reality games and Rob buys a time-share in space. Episode 33: Every Game is in First Person View Note: it is entirely possible the link won't give a direct mp3 and will require downloading. New hosting will be used soon. ...

The Internet's Worst gaming podcast returns! With even worse audio! Like the title says, Jo Stizzy 's microphone died shorty before recording this episode, but that won't stop him and Loki from debating and discussing the latest games and issues. They talk and Overwatch and Loki shares a story about a job he almost got as a real writer. Does Stizzy also think it's GOTY material? Plus, they started playing Destiny again and discuss talk the Taken King dlc and King's Fall raid. Who hated it and why?  The, after finishing a play-through of the Resident Evil 5 re-release, the guys discuss the current state and future plans of the franchise. Where did it all go wrong for Capcom? Finally, a debate on the gaming industry of Japan and poor business desicions all around. Can Nintendo, Sqaure Enix, Konami and others catch up to western design ideals? These questions and more on this episode! Enjoy! (Special note) I elected to not manually boost Stizzy's ...

We're only halfway through the calendar year, but there already have been some fantastic video games released in 2016. Here's a top-five list of my favorite games so far this year. Plus, reasons why they could (but won't) be Game of the Year. Special note: games like Dark Souls 3 , Quantum Break and Doom do not appear on this list because I either have not played them or played nearly enough of them to have a definitive opinion.  Hitman: GO Definitive Edition Yes, it’s an upgrade of a mobile game, but the simple interface underlies a fascinating puzzle game. You play as a tiny hitman moving along straight lines towards your target. Every time your character, 47, makes a move, the other pieces on the grid move as well. You have to position yourself carefully to be out of the line of sight of the guards, while using distractions, disguises and even sniper rifles. It’s a perfect, simplified version of its big brother, Hitman. GOTY?   No. It is in fact a re-rel...

E3 2016 was too big to cover in just one show, so here's part two! In part two of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast, Jo Stizzy joins Loki to discuss all things E3 2016. EA , Bethesda , Ubisoft , Microsoft , Sony , and Nintendo's conferences and announcements get the full, in-depth analysis and breakdowns from The Internet's Worst as you've never come to expect. Plus, games only these two hosts would talk about: Dishonored 2 ,  Resident Evil 7 , The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild , Final Fantasy XV , Kojimas' latest: Death Stranding, and South Park: The Fractured but Whole.  In this double-length, double-sized show, we talk quadruple the games.  Do we even need 3 different Virtual Reality headsets this year? New consoles already? Would you sooner buy an Xbox: Project Scorpio or an Nintendo NX? Playstation Neo? What is that?  These questions and more will be asked (but not necessarily answered) in this episode! Have at it, ...

E3 2016 was too big to cover in just one show, so here's part one!  In this episode, Loki and Rob discuss The Electronic Entertainment Expo version 2016. We mostly break down Sony's conference as a whole, but we dive into other game trailers like: Tintanfall 2 , Battlefield 1 , Mass Effect: Andromeda , Watch_Dogs 2 , Ghost Recon: Wildlands and more!  Pleasant surprises and disappointing showings from EA , Ubisoft and and Bethesda , too! Plus, an in-depth discussion on whether or not we even need new video game consoles right now and if Microsoft could even sell the new Project: Scorpio .  PlayStation Neo ? Never heard of it. Here's Hideo Kojima out of no where! What is our game of the show? This is part one of our yearly E3 episode. Expect part two with Jo Stizzy soon.  Enjoy, already! Episode 31a: E3 2016 Part 1

Like the title says, The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back with a special look at Uncharted 4: A Thief's End. Is Naughty Dogs' final entry in the series a Game of the Year contender? Well, of course it is! But you should listen anyway, because after an half-hour debate and discussion of the Uncharted franchise, we've also got: A brief look at Battleborn , Doom , and Homefront: The Revolution . Then an extended look at Overwatch and our impressions of the "Beta."  Plus, games we're playing now including: Ratchet & Clank , Fallout 4 and Witcher 3 DLC, Dark Souls 3 and Dead or Alive Extreme 3?!? Then, Trailer Talk returns with a look at Battlefield 1 , Call of Duty: Who care what it's called, it's got Modern Warfare remastered , and we break down (and cry at) the trailer for the Assassin's Creed movie. Finally on this episode: Loki scrambles to find content for the second half of this show, so it's n...