The Internet's Worst

The Internet's Worst Gaming (and movie) Podcast returns! Loki Jarson is joined by returning special guest, Thomas , aka, L0rd Masta of YouTube to breakdown his editing process on his popular series of GTA V videos. Learn why he designed his online character to look like Marvel hero Black Widow and how the editing process works after mission completion. Then, for more Black Widow discussion, they have a spoiler-filled half-review of the new film from Marvel studios. Which one likes it and which one thinks it's just okay? Should this movie have been released years ago? Is it worth it to watch it if you have never seen any previous MCU movies? Will recording during a rainstorm affect the audio quality of this episode? (Yes) Plus: Loki finally speaks about the origins of his online handle, Thomas tries to discover what a spy is actually supposed to do, and learn why it's okay to wait for a video game to be updated before judging it. Enjoy! Episode 50: Editor Tailor Soldie...

 The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns! Join host Loki Jarson as he is joined in this episode by his younger brother Nick , aka, Frostlight of Twitch.tv/fffrostlight . He's a Twitch streamer, and while Loki has been critical in the past of streamers, he makes an exception for family. First, they go through a brief history of their gaming lives going all of the way back to the Sega Genesis . Then, Nick moves on to talk about what is featured on his channel, from Apex Legends to Fall Guys .  Finally, they discuss the business and political landscape of Twitch . Is money more important than dignity? How does a small streamer cope with growing popularity? Is an attractive person immune from all rules? Plus,  Nick dismantles the latest trend of hot-tub streamers, Loki explains why some men flirt with pictures on the internet, and discover the difference between honor and dignity. Listen and enjoy today!  Episode 49 Twitch Reflexes  

 The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns! On this episode join hosts Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy as they navigate their way through the terrors of Resident Evil 8: Village (spoiler lite). Is it really scary? Is it too short? Has Dimitrescu out-shined the game she's barely in? Then, Loki details his experiences with Housemarque's latest PS5 exclusive: Returnal . Is this Rogue-like really worth $70? How much frustration can a game pack in and still be considered fun? Why couldn't they remember the name Resogun ? Finally, a deep-dive into Mass Effect: Legendary Edition . Now that Loki and Stizzy have played a significant portion of the remasters, were there, in fact significant changes? Is a game from 2007 still playable? Is censorship really a problem or just an inconvenience? All these questions will be answered, plus: Jo Stizzy laments old game mechanics that should have been eliminated Loki strongly defends Mass Effect: Andromeda (again) and the guys discuss how...

The Internet's Worst Gaming (or economics) Podcast returns! Join host Loki Jarson and his brother Thomas aka, L0rd Masta of     https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta as they chat about games of strategy and skill. First, the Oregon Trail-style Indie game Silk Roads: Caravan Kings . It's like if Marco Polo didn't make stuff up about his trip to China. Then, they tackle Europa Universalis IV , a massive grand strategy game from Paradox Interactive. Their latest DLC, Leviathan , adds many new ways to convince, coerce or crush your opponents.  Finally, Hold Fast: Nations at War , am MMO FPS series spanning from the Napoleonic era to the US Civil War. All this plus: Thomas considers the purpose of a flute player in 1700's warfare Loki gives a lecture on why a universal currency is bad because equal value cannot be established and they discuss why the old style of warfare was stupid as hell. All this and perhaps more on this latest episode! Episode 47: Economi...

The Internet's Worst Gaming (or maybe Literature) Podcast returns!  After recovering from the coldest winter in all of recorded history, join Loki Jarson and his brother Thomas , aka, L0rd Masta of YouTube fame as they recall their harrowing experience of the great Texas freeze. Then onto more important topics: videogames! Thomas recounts his experiences with more Full Motion Video games and Loki loses his mind over it. Specifically, we talk about the infamous Night Trap and it's part in leading to the creation of the ESRB . Then, two games you've probably never heard of: Psychic Detective and Tender Loving Care . Thomas is convinced these games have some value to offer, while Loki has nothing but pure hatred for them. Plus: Thomas breaks down his return to Crusader Kings 2 thanks to some innovative mods that add random silly and serious events, Loki names alternative games that managed to do what the FMV genre attempted, but failed at, And we consider launching a sep...

The original hosts of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast are back! Join Loki Jarson , Jo Stizzy , and returning from a long absence, Rob , as they discuss some of the best games of 2020. Ghost of Tsushima , Final Fantasy VII Remake , and even The Last of Us Part 2 make an appearance. Are these games worthy of being back-added to the best of the generation list? Then, we discuss what makes a remake vs a remaster, and have a long talk about the upcoming Mass Effect Legendary Edition and all of it's potential censorship woes. Will we make new moral decisions? Develop new romances? Change our character classes? Or just make the same decisions, except in 4K? Plus: Jo Stizzy questions the concept of honor among Samurai Rob gets nearly 10 uninterrupted minutes to talk about TLOU2 And Loki denounces all censorship (except in this one case of Mass Effect) It's 90 mins of audio gold! Enjoy today! Episode 45: Mass Affection

What's this?! The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns?! In an episode recorded before the big Texas Freeze, Join Loki Jarson and his brother, Thomas, aka L0rdMasta of YouTube fame as they discuss terrible FMV (Full Motion Video) games. Games from companies you've never heard of that are long since dead. Why were there so many of these things made in the 90's? Who still makes them? When does art become pretention? All of these questions and more will be asked, if not necessarily answered. Plus: Thomas breaks down Ghost Recon: Breakpoint, his latest impulse purchase Loki refuses to call one game better than another And we dismiss a terrible game so heartily, we don't even actually describe it. All this and a little more on this episode! Episode 44 Money Talks but talk is Cheap

Celebrate the end of a horrible year with the Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast! J oin host Loki Jarson and his brother, Thomas , aka, L0rd Masta of    https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta  as they end 2020 in style. After the customary talk about Imperator Rome updates, they deep-dive into the new ruler-designer features of Crusader Kings 3. Then, a discussion about character creators overall and the role they serve in video games. Later, Thomas gives his final verdict on Battlefield 5  (and its' terrible campaign) and his first impressions of  Call of Duty Black Ops: Cold War . Is it same old-same old for CoD, or can it be a breath of fresh air? Plus, find out why:  Loki hates all horde/zombie modes Thomas enjoys playing minority cultures and religions in strategy games We continue to discuss terrible films that have nothing do with video games. It's our last show of 2020, so Happy Holidays and to hell with this year! Episode 43 Cold Wars and Hot Takes ...

  We Totally Are! The Internet's Worst gaming podcast returns! This time join hosts Loki Jarson and Thomas, a.k.a. L0rd Masta as they take a deep dive into Crusader Kings III , including new mechanics, war, and religion. Then, they wax poetically about the true meaning of nostalgia, give an update on the "Console Wars," and (very briefly) discuss games and movies you've definitely never heard of! Finally, why identifying yourself with the things you buy is stupid. If this doesn't put us on par with other video game websites, nothing will! Also:   https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta Plus: Loki dismisses all video game review sites L0rd Masta tells you what is the best way to determine a religion and Loki explains his search for internet arguments It's 90 minutes of nonsense, so please enjoy: Episode 42: Professional Game Journalists 

Then the Pod is Cast! The Internet's Worst gaming podcast returns! Join Loki Jarson and his IRL brother Thomas , aka, L0rd Masta of youtube.com/L0rdMasta . Featuring games such as:  My Summer Car , a Finnish survival simulator Imperator: Rome , the latest empire-builder from Paradox Interactive, the makers of Crusader Kings,  The Elder Scrolls Online , by ZeniMax and Bethesda. Plus: Loki tells you why cars are better than horses  Thomas gives a lesson on ancient Greek and Latin nomenclature And we discuss the best ways to run an army. It's a deep-dive for an hour, so prepare and enjoy! Episode 41: iacta alea est