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Mass Affection

The original hosts of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast are back! Join Loki Jarson , Jo Stizzy , and returning from a long absence, Rob , as they discuss some of the best games of 2020. Ghost of Tsushima , Final Fantasy VII Remake , and even The Last of Us Part 2 make an appearance. Are these games worthy of being back-added to the best of the generation list? Then, we discuss what makes a remake vs a remaster, and have a long talk about the upcoming Mass Effect Legendary Edition and all of it's potential censorship woes. Will we make new moral decisions? Develop new romances? Change our character classes? Or just make the same decisions, except in 4K? Plus: Jo Stizzy questions the concept of honor among Samurai Rob gets nearly 10 uninterrupted minutes to talk about TLOU2 And Loki denounces all censorship (except in this one case of Mass Effect) It's 90 mins of audio gold! Enjoy today! Episode 45: Mass Affection

44 Money Talks but Talk is Cheap

What's this?! The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns?! In an episode recorded before the big Texas Freeze, Join Loki Jarson and his brother, Thomas, aka L0rdMasta of YouTube fame as they discuss terrible FMV (Full Motion Video) games. Games from companies you've never heard of that are long since dead. Why were there so many of these things made in the 90's? Who still makes them? When does art become pretention? All of these questions and more will be asked, if not necessarily answered. Plus: Thomas breaks down Ghost Recon: Breakpoint, his latest impulse purchase Loki refuses to call one game better than another And we dismiss a terrible game so heartily, we don't even actually describe it. All this and a little more on this episode! Episode 44 Money Talks but talk is Cheap

Cold Wars and Hot Takes

Celebrate the end of a horrible year with the Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast! J oin host Loki Jarson and his brother, Thomas , aka, L0rd Masta of    https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta  as they end 2020 in style. After the customary talk about Imperator Rome updates, they deep-dive into the new ruler-designer features of Crusader Kings 3. Then, a discussion about character creators overall and the role they serve in video games. Later, Thomas gives his final verdict on Battlefield 5  (and its' terrible campaign) and his first impressions of  Call of Duty Black Ops: Cold War . Is it same old-same old for CoD, or can it be a breath of fresh air? Plus, find out why:  Loki hates all horde/zombie modes Thomas enjoys playing minority cultures and religions in strategy games We continue to discuss terrible films that have nothing do with video games. It's our last show of 2020, so Happy Holidays and to hell with this year! Episode 43 Cold Wars and Hot Takes ...

Professional Game Journalists

  We Totally Are! The Internet's Worst gaming podcast returns! This time join hosts Loki Jarson and Thomas, a.k.a. L0rd Masta as they take a deep dive into Crusader Kings III , including new mechanics, war, and religion. Then, they wax poetically about the true meaning of nostalgia, give an update on the "Console Wars," and (very briefly) discuss games and movies you've definitely never heard of! Finally, why identifying yourself with the things you buy is stupid. If this doesn't put us on par with other video game websites, nothing will! Also:   https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta Plus: Loki dismisses all video game review sites L0rd Masta tells you what is the best way to determine a religion and Loki explains his search for internet arguments It's 90 minutes of nonsense, so please enjoy: Episode 42: Professional Game Journalists 

iacta alea est

Then the Pod is Cast! The Internet's Worst gaming podcast returns! Join Loki Jarson and his IRL brother Thomas , aka, L0rd Masta of youtube.com/L0rdMasta . Featuring games such as:  My Summer Car , a Finnish survival simulator Imperator: Rome , the latest empire-builder from Paradox Interactive, the makers of Crusader Kings,  The Elder Scrolls Online , by ZeniMax and Bethesda. Plus: Loki tells you why cars are better than horses  Thomas gives a lesson on ancient Greek and Latin nomenclature And we discuss the best ways to run an army. It's a deep-dive for an hour, so prepare and enjoy! Episode 41: iacta alea est  

From Rogue Like to Rogue Leader

It's the Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast! Do you like Star Wars ? Even better, do you hate Star Wars ? Well, have we got a show for either of your opinions! Join host Loki Jarson and returning special guest, his brother, Thomas, aka. L0rd Masta of  https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta  as they discuss EA and DICE's first person shooter: Star Wars: Battlefront 2 ! The campaign, the multiplayer, various mechanical hows-its and more! Plus, more rogue-like games from the early 90's and Thomas' experiences with Battlefield Bad Company! Plus-plus: Loki suggests that DICE never be allowed to make another FPS game's story Thomas tells me to plug his YouTube channel again:  https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta And a brief history of Star Wars games As a bonus, the return of the out-of-context intros and an episode that is only 80 minutes long! Please do enjoy!  Ep 40: From Rogue Like to Rogue Leader Edit: I am bad at spelling t...

The Best Games of the Generation

The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back! New home consoles are coming in 2020, but this time, Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy run through and highlight some of the best video games of this current console generation. We've got Xbox One exclusives (1) Nintendo Switch titles (1) and PlayStation 4 gems! In this special 2 and a half hour presentation, we give you not-so-ordered countdown of our favorites, including: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt , Red Dead Redemption 2 , Deus Ex: Mankind Divided , God of War , Life is Strange , and so much, much more! Seriously, there's like, 50 games. So, take some time off as we rundown these Hall of Fame games. It's the most unusual episode we've ever done, because it's so positive! Plus, do to an editing error, this episode is free of music, we've passed the savings onto you! Never more than now have we earned our name! Enjoy!  The Best Games of the Generation 

A Brief History of the Crusades

The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns! After a years absence, Loki Jarson is joined by his brother, Thomas , a.k.a., " L0rd Masta " to talk all things gaming.  Well, from a year ago anyways. This episode chronicles the brothers' encounters with the Battlefield series of games, Red Dead Redemption 2 , and an in-depth discussion of Thomas' current favorite game: Crusader Kings 2 . Plus : The reason Loki hates forced emotional storytelling in games L0rd Masta 's new and upcoming video series on his Youtube channel:  https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta And Loki dismisses an entire religion as stupid It's the same great discussion (and audio quality) you've come to expect from   The Internet's Worst !  Enjoy now: Episode 39: A Brief History of the Crusades 

Other Brother from the Same Mother

The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back! Join Loki Jarson and special guest, his brother, Thomas , also known as L0rd Masta from Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta With over 1000 subscribers, L0rd Masta is a rising star in the Youtube gaming community, with content not aimed at children,  featuring mostly humorous videos of gameplay shenanigans, montages, and multiplayer madness. In this episode, we talk: some of his greatest influences in games, like Red Dead Redemption , Grand Theft Auto V , the Battlefield  series and Call of Duty . Plus, PC only games like, Civilization , Crusader Kings , Oregon Trail and fan-made mod Project Reality . This episode slightly differs in format as it is about less discussion and more interview. Also, it was recorded differently, so it has been artificially amplified, as L0rd Masta's audio recording was low. Like, subscribe, and enjoy! 38 Other Brother from the Same Mother   ...

ADHD

The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns! With the newest episode yet! Join Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy for the most seemingly random episode yet! First, we discuss the Devil May Cry franchise, one of Stizzy's favorites and Loki's most irritating to play. Then, superhero movie and TV show analysis breaks out: Marvel's Netflix line-up and what makes them so bad DC TV shows and why they used to be so good We spoil Infinity War! Plus:  Persona 4 and 5 , The Witcher 3 , yet again, even a diatribe on the Witcher novels! And even more than that! On top of everything, this episode is 2 weeks late due to editing errors, so no intro! 37 ADHD